Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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