You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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