Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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