Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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