I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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