So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
vagina is talking i cant
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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