I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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