My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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