I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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