if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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