Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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