listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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