Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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