he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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