I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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