You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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