There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
