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(434): View more from Virginia

Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.

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(707): View more from California

you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!

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(972): View more from Texas

Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out

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(919): View more from North Carolina

yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market

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(575): View more from New Mexico

There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.

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(760): View more from California

should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool

(601): View more from Mississippi

Why are you moving a carpet?

(760): View more from California

it's unimportant

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time

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