Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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