Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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