Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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