bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
