Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just want to make out with him forever
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
