i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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