Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Damn victory sex feels great
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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