East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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