Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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