all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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