4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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