Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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