Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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