North Korea, Best Korea!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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