she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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