I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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