then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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