That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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