guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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