I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You've changed since you got that strap on
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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