you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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