Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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