he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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