I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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