Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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