my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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