I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i love accidental penises.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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