...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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