The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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