Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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