God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he fucked my hip out of place.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Randomize
