wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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