This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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