So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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