Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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