we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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