sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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