Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Can Purell be used as lube?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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