big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
