CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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