Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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