So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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