We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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